The Hobbit film has many great bits but the music really stands out for me and this song is top quality just how its done is a great mix of special effects and actual singing from the guys, with that in mind I have compiled the lyrics so you can learn them more easily and sing along or perhaps use it your next RPG night. This is a direct link to a video on Youtube of the song with subtitles. Enjoy and get practising.
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates -
Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!